tbh i hope rwby goes on for seasons without mentioning ruby and yang’s last names being different and in the last minute of the series finale weiss turns to them and goes “wait a second, i’ve been meaning to ask you all these years but i kept getting interrupted… why are your last names different if you’re blood sisters?”
and ruby goes “excellent question weiss. you see—”
and then the credits roll
I would die laughing
please do this monty
we are starving
"oh my GOd there are TWO gay characters in this movie lets watch it"
"dude dude dude we have to see it it has a queer girl”
"I heard this movie has non-sexualized female character”
"ok I know it only has one girl but she is written like an ACTUAL PERSON!!"
"THERE IS A TRANS CHARACTER"
"so its not canon but if you squint I think this character is asexual”
"and get this the gay character is actually not white”
As a random thought…
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”