Imagine Blake almost falling asleep in Professor Oobleck’s class, but then he zooms up right to her and says,
“Ms. Belladonna, please stay awake in class. When’s the last time you actually got any sleep?” And then takes a quick sip of his coffee.
And Blake mumbles tiredly,
“To be honest sir, about like a week.”
“It’s only been a week, and you can’t keep yourself awake? Amateur.” He scoffs.
sorry white people but if you dont support mike brown & the people of fergusons’ protests in 2014 you probably wouldnt have supported abolition in the 1800s or civil rights movements in the 1960s & having the ability to recognize something as morally justified in hindsight something that has already been accepted by the mainstream as morally justified is nice for u but on all practical levels useless to everyone else
so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE